Boys will be Girls

Last week I got a call from a, um... I guess we will say "friend". He had an idea:

Him: Hey, so I am going to a party in the City on Friday, and I was thinking I could crash at your place when I am done. Make breakfast in the morning...
Me: Um, I have plans to go out for my friend's birthday. I don't think so. Can I let you know Friday night?
Him: Not really, because I want to know I have somewhere to stay.
Me: Let me think about it...

So I thought about it. And still didn't think it was a good idea. First of all, he was going to a party that he didn't bother inviting me to, and he just wanted to crash at my plane. RUDE. Since I already had plans, I wasn't going to ditch my friends to hang out with a flake of a guy who doesn't even live in this state!

I called him Friday from work and left a message that it was bad timing and tonight was no good. Told him to call me.

I heard nothing....

Woke up Saturday morning to a missed call at 3:55 AM and a text a 4:03 saying:

"Second rate dude. sorry. i don't think we can ever talk again. bye you"

My first reaction was laughter. Is he serious! We can't talk because it was inconvenient for me to put him up or be a booty call? HAHAHAHAHA! I had the urge to call and ask, but like most men, he is not worth my time!

My reply message to my "friend" is GET OVER YOURSELF!

the sauna

I have started going to the sauna at my gym. Very relaxing and revitalising. Like everything else in NY, it's tiny, and maybe a little awkward. Today, I walked in alone, laid down, and got super comfy. This girls walks in and bangs everything. Fine- I'll just ignore, she is probably just settling. Now I hear a bag rustling. I open my eyes to see what she is doing. Oooooh, just peeling an egg. Because, it's totally normal to eat an egg in the sauna. Deep breath... that was a mistake because now I smell the egg! And just when I thought it couldn't get worse, she is a smacker. This is the one sound that makes my skin crawl!! I'm just trying to talk myself down, so I can enjoy the sauna.
Egg girl is done with her egg, and I happen to glance over to see her standing there completely naked picking stuff off her body. GA-ROSSSSS!!!!! Then she rubs oil all over her body. She was so loud and inconsiderate, but finally left.
I admit, I am a little new to the sauna, but there had to be some etiquette rules?? Am I wrong for being skeeved by this girl? Fingers crossed I have a better time tomorrow :)

I'm pretty sure this worked...

When I left for work in the morning, I saw a guy holding this sign. It was all alone in front of my building, so I can only assume he collected enough money to buy a flux capacitor.

Lucky!!!